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趣味图片英语笑话:a soldier and his weapon 士兵和他的武器(双语)

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It's just cause, you know ... I've started having feelings for a anti-tank missle... It's a little bigger that you, so we connect on another leverl ... I don't know if it true love yet, it's just something I have to explore ...

只是因为,你知道…我开始对一个反坦克导弹有感觉…比你有点大,所以我们以另一个水平交流。我不知道是不是真爱,只是因为我必须探索一些事情……

The relationship between a soldier and his weapon is a special one

士兵和他的武器之间的关系是一种特殊的关系

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