The Raise (加薪 )

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Employee ： I've been here for 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise.

员工：我在这里 11 年了，做三个人的工作，却只拿一个人的薪水。现在我要求加薪。

Boss ： Well， I can't give you a raise， but if you'll tell me who the other two men are， I'll fire them.

老板：嗯，我不能给你加薪，但如果你能告诉我其他两个人是谁，我会开除他们。

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