知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇020：E-mail 电子邮件（中英+）
A man left for a vacation to Jamaica.
有个人去牙买加度假，
His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
他的妻子正好出差，所以打算在他到之后的第二天去找他。
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message.
他到了宾馆，想要给妻子发封邮件，
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
但是记着邮箱的纸找不到了，于是他凭着记忆把信发到了一个邮箱。
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
很不幸，他漏掉了一个字母，因此他的信发到了一个老传教士的妻子的邮箱里，而传教士恰好在前一天去世了。
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
悲痛的老妇人察看邮箱，看着显示器屏幕她尖叫一声，随后就倒在地上死去了。
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
听到她的声音，家人赶忙跑进她的房间，只见这样一句话显示在屏幕上：“亲爱的，快来吧。为了你明天的到来，一切都准备好了。爱你的丈夫。
Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
顺便说一句，这里可真够热的。”
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