趣味图片英语笑话：Eternal life 永生（双语）
Hey Vera, check this out. There is a little switch button on the lower bit of your back, where you can switch between 'Mortal' and 'Eternal life'. Pretty weird all those scientists never said anything about that, huh?
嘿,维拉,看看这个。在你背部稍低处上有一个开关按钮,在那里你可以切换“死亡”和“永生”。很奇怪那些科学家们从来没有说过什么,嗯?
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