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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Smooth talk 消除谈话障碍(中英双语)

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18.Smooth talk

18.消除谈话障碍

We own a small foreign car,the hinges of which are exposed to the weather and sometimes squeak. One day I was oiling the hinges when our landlord walked by.”What are you trying to do?"he asked. "Take the foreign accent out of it?"

我们有辆进口车,由于纹链幕露在外雨琳日晒的,所以,有时吱吱响。于是一天,我给它上点油,正巧房东经过。“你在干什么?”他问,“是想去掉这家伙的外国口音吗?”
 

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