趣味图片英语笑话：Earth 地球（双语）
It seems this planet at one point was inhabited, but that all life is dead after an all-destructive war...
似乎在这个星球上一度有人居住,但是所有的生命都死于破坏性战争……
If Earth gets a visit on January 1
如果地球在1月1日被访问
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/12757.html
相关文章
-
趣味图片英语笑话：freaky stuff 古怪的东西（双语）
That was some freaky stuff you were into! Do you by any chance watch a lot internet porn?你在一些古怪的东西里!你难道看了很多色情网站吗? 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Family Joke(58)
The parents of a difficult boy were discussing what to give him for a birthday present. The mother said，“Let‘s buy him a bicycle.” “Well，”said the father，“maybe but do you think it will...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
Clever news reporter
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter， anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort， he started s...
2018-12-27 英语笑话 -
英语幽默精读【12】You're Not Going to Make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but th...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
Kid Joke(58)
One day a little girl came home from school，and said to her mother，“Mommy，today in school I was punished for something that I didn‘t do.” The mother exclaimed，“But that‘s terrible！I’m goin...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
你上学期一直在干什么？
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term? Son: I was learning to drive a car. 父亲：我答应你如...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
One or Two?
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。更多...
2018-12-08 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【56】
This Hole in the Ground There was once a farmer who lived near a road. It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm. Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in t...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
Hating Girls
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first's."憎...
2018-12-08 英语笑话 -
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事98 ：婚姻便是想象力战胜智力的成功案例
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.婚姻便是想象力战胜智力的成功案例。 单词&词组 co...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
