Kid Joke(58)
One day a little girl came home from school，and said to her mother，“Mommy，today in school I was punished for something that I didn‘t do.”
The mother exclaimed，“But that‘s terrible！I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this……by the way，what was it that you didn‘t do？”
The little girl replied，“My homework.”
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