趣味图片英语笑话:my soul 我的灵魂(双语)
I'm getting into Mindfulness! I need to take care of my soul!
我正进入正念!我需要照顾我的灵魂!
I've heard it makes you real fat ...
我听说它让你真正的肥胖…
It was dropped
它被抛弃了
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