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趣味图片英语笑话:my soul 我的灵魂(双语)

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I'm getting into Mindfulness! I need to take care of my soul!

我正进入正念!我需要照顾我的灵魂!

I've heard it makes you real fat ...

我听说它让你真正的肥胖…

It was dropped

它被抛弃了

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