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关于师生之间的英文笑话-新老师

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  The New Teacher

  George comes from school on the first of September.

  "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

  "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said

  that two and four were six too……"

  9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

  "乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

  "妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6."

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