初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话17：理由（中英）
3. Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。
Mom: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
妈妈:起来，儿子。去学校的时间到了。
Son: But why? I don't want to go to school.
儿子:但是为什么？我不想去学校。
Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
妈妈:给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。
Son: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
儿子:第一，所有的孩子都恨我。第二，所有的老师都恨我。
Mom: Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
妈妈:哦!这不是理由。来吧，你必须去学校。
Son: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
儿子:那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由？
Mom:One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
妈妈:第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。第二，你是学校的校长。
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