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趣味图片英语笑话:The hermit crab 寄居蟹(双语)

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Yo,dude! I'm crashing here a couple of days! I brought some great, new friends ... We've gonna have so much fun!

哟,老兄!我在这里的几天!我带了一些伟大的,新朋友…我们会有很多乐趣!

The hermit crab, Toby, hated getting surprise vists from his cousin, the extrovert crab Alexander

寄居蟹托比,讨厌获得来自他的表弟外向蟹亚历山大的突然拜访

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