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趣味图片英语笑话:tipsy aunties 喝醉的阿姨(双语)

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Get up and dance with me! Don't you wanna? Do you think I'm ooooold and uglyyyy?Come on! You are sooo boring!

起来,与我共舞!你不希望吗?你认为我又老又丑吗?来吧!你是如此的无聊!

People in wheelchairs really, really hate tipsy aunties at family gatherings

轮椅上的人真的,真的恨透了在家庭聚会喝醉的阿姨

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