我要回去更他理论一下!
一位年轻妇女抱着刚出生的宝宝,上了一辆公交车。可一看到这个小孩儿,司机吓得大叫了起来。
young woman and her newborn baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and screams in horror at the sight of it.
那个女人感到很沮丧,但也不知如何是好,只是大步走到公交车的后面,坐了下来。她刚坐下,旁边的一位男子问到:“您没事吧?”
The woman is upset but doesn't know what to do, so she just marches to the back of the bus and takes a seat. As she sits, a man nearby asks, "Are you all right?"
这位妈妈答道:“司机刚才侮辱我了,我也没说什么。我要回去更他理论一下!”
The mother replies, "That bus driver just insulted me and I didn't do anything about it. I should go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
这位男子说,“去吧,我帮您看着您的猴子。”
The man says, "You do that. And I'll look after your monkey."
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