英语幽默漫画带翻译：谁也没说过（双语）
Schoolteacher: Doesn’t anyone know who said “give me liberty or give me death”? Johnny?
老师：你知道“不自由毋宁死”是谁说的？约翰？
Johnny: All I know is nobody ever said it again.
约翰：我只知道是谁说的。
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