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英文笑话:6 shots

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  A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.

  "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.

  "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.

  "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?"

  "Yeah, my first blowjob."

  "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

  "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will."

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