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趣味图片英语笑话:super powers 超能力(双语)

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I've got super powers, so I never need any help, I even fly, so I don't even have use for the infrastructure ... So, yes, I think it's unfair I need to pay taxes like everybody else ...

我有超能力,所以我从不需要任何帮助,我甚至飞,所以我基本没有使用基础设施…所以,我认为像其他人一样纳税这是不公平的……

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