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  my husband will be home soon a married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "oh james, i like your beard, but i would really love to see your handso...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 我理想的男友标准-修订版（62岁时）

  　　What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 62）:　　1. Doesn’t scare small children　　2. Remembers where bathroom is　　3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep　　4. Only s...

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• 一只导盲狗

  　　A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection， and the dog， ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street， leads the blin...

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• 英语笑话：飞行员会飞吗

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  2018-11-30 英语笑话

• Male Joke(1)

  　　There were two buddies，one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend，“Let‘s go over to that restaurant and get something to...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 Imitate Birds

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• 在电话中交谈

  　　Talking on the Telephone　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of pra...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• Media Joke(1)

  　　Things learned from TV：　　All crimes are solved in 1 hour.　　The Good guy always wins.　　When you‘re trapped，you always find a way out.　　A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.　...

  2019-01-02 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【4】What Grade

  　　Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "Wh...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话

• 你知道我是谁吗？

  　　Do You Know me？　　Boy： Isn't the principal a dummy？　　Girl： Say, do you know who I am？　　Boy： No.　　Girl： I'm the principal's daughter.　　Boy： And do you know who I am？　　Girl： No.　　Boy： Thanks g...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话