初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话20：你去哪儿了?（中英）
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6.Where Have You Been?
你去哪儿了?
Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child'?" One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?" Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?"
古时候，有个人总是忘事。一天，他带着小儿子出门。一高兴，便让儿子骑在自己的脖子上。过了一会儿，他忽然想起儿子来，逢人便问间:“你看到我的孩子了吗？”有个同村的村民见了大笑，说:“你难道不知道他在你脖子上吗？”一听这话，这人一把将儿子一从脖子上揪下来，气愤至极，狠狠地打了孩子，嚷道:“我叫你别乱跑，刚才你到哪里去了?”
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