初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话26：工作要求（中英）
4.The Requirements of the Job
工作要求
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
雇主：我们这项工作需要负责的人。
Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.
应聘者:我就是你们要找的人。我的上一份工作每次出了差错，他们都说我该负责。
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