每日一笑(8.20)Patient and Doctor.
Patient and Doctor.
Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I think I'm a dog.
Psychologist: That's awful. Come into my office and lie
down on the couch.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
病人和医生。
病人：医生，我需要你的帮助。我觉得我是一只狗。
心理医生：那可太痛苦了。到我的办公室里来，躺在长椅上。
病人：我不能。因为我被禁止到家具上去。
昨日链接
想了解下大家对"每日一笑"专栏有什么意见或者建议呢?
或者你有好的笑话请你提供哦.
大家一起参与才是我们专栏的宗旨哦.谢谢你们和我联系哦....
个人电脑问题,听力暂时不可使用,委屈各位词友了哦.
小格言:笑是一种自由,没有范围,没有国界.
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