每日一笑：Can I get a raise in my wages？(9.28)
"Mr. Black, I have just been married, therefore can I get a raise in my wages?"
"I am sorry, but I can't help you. For accidents which happen to our workers outside the factory, we are not responsible."
我能提薪吗？
“布莱克先生，我刚刚结婚了，所以我能提薪吗？”
“对不起， 我帮不了你。 对工人在工厂外发生的事故我们概不负责。”
练习参考答案：
① Because he was the new coach.
② He called each boy by the number on his uniform.
③ Jeff Smith.
④ Because no one responded to his call, and the umpire looked on.
⑤ The best team.
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