看笑话学英语78:A Boy with a Big Head 大头娃娃
听笑话学英语78:A Boy with a Big Head 大头娃娃
Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head.
大头娃娃一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
“别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买二十磅土豆来。”
"Where is the shopping bag?"
“购物袋在哪儿？”
"I haven't got one-use your hat "
“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 make fun of sb 取笑某人
2 listen to sb 听某人
短语
Listen to sb do 听到
listen to sb silently 静静地听
Refuse to listen to sb 漠视某人 ; 不理会某人
3 shopping bag 购物袋
短语
a shopping-bag 购物袋
shopping-bag 购物袋
Shopping Paper Bag 购物纸袋 ; 手提袋
eg：I take my shopping bag, and Christiane and I head out.
我就拿起购物袋，叫上克丽丝汀和我出去，上街去了。
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