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每日一笑(11.17)

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大家好,今天继续由我来继续每日一笑。希望大家玩得开心^_^





This is her husband
   
  A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My
  wife's going into labor!"
  The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"
  He says, "No! This is her husband!"



         这是她的丈夫

  一个人给医院打电话,“快来帮忙!我妻子就要生小孩了。”
 护士在电话里说,“别紧张,这时她第一个孩子吗?”
“不,这是她的丈夫。”


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