每日一笑（11.16）
还要跟大家道个歉，因为公司电脑没有音响/耳麦，音频也打不开，所以今天的音频就发不了了，下次我争取晚上在家发帖哈。^_^
I knew I could count on you!
Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he
says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home
tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and
the garage."
"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give
you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
就知道你会帮我
史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我们家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子让
我修阁楼和车库。”
“可我们很缺人，史密斯，”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”
“谢谢，老板，”史密斯说，“我就知道你会帮我。”
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