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I'm Glad
 
   A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making
  others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you
  ever made someone else glad?"
  "Teacher,"said a small boy,"I made someone glad yesterday."
   "Well done. Who was that?"
  "My granny."
  "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
  " I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three  
  hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she
  said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"




          我很高兴

  一个老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们,”她说:“
  你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
  “我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
  “做得好,是谁呢?”
  “我奶奶。”
  “好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
  “是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她
  说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’”


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