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【每日一笑】(11.23)

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          Traitor and converter
   Son: "Father, what is a traitor?
  Father: "A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes
  over to the other one."
  Son: "Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and
  comes over to yours?"
  Father: "A converter, my son."
 


         叛徒和投诚者

  “爸爸,什么是叛徒?”
  “叛徒就是一个离开我们政党加入别的党的人。”
  “那要是有人离开他的政党加入我们党呢。”
  “那他就是一个投诚者,孩子。”


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