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It Doesn’t Smell like a Toilet

When a famous cross-talk actor was asked about his impression of his visit to the United States, he replied.
“What impressed me most is the American toilet. It doesn’t smell like the toilet we have in China.”

闻起来不像厕所

有人问一位著名的相声演员对美国访问的印象，他回答说：
“给我印象最深的是美国的厕所，闻起来味儿和中国的不一样。”

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