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Psychological Test 心理学测试

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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师,正在进行一个口头测试。

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

测试主题定为躁狂抑郁症,她问道:“你将怎样诊断这样的一个病人,他先是来回走着并大声叫喊了一分钟,然后坐在一张椅子上失控般地哭泣。”

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

一个坐在后面的年轻人举手答道:“他是一个篮球教练?”


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