每日一笑(4.8)

阅读 : 次

What's your name?

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together"
Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name."Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,"He said,"and don't forget to call me 'sir'".
Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,"When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?"
The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied."My name is Stonebreaker,sir"he said nervously.

你叫什么名字？

有一位很严厉的军官在对一群交由他训练的新兵训话。他以前从没见过这群新兵，于是他开始自我介绍：“我的名字叫Stone(石头)，事实上，我甚至比石头更强硬。这就是我为什么要告诉你们我名字的原因。不要试图对我玩什么花招，这样我们就能很好相处了。”
接着他开始走到每个士兵前面问他们的名字。“说大声点，让每个人都能听清楚。另外，不要忘记称呼我为长官。”他说。
每个士兵都对他说了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前时，这个士兵保持着沉默。于是Stone队长对他喊叫，“当我问你问题的时候，要回答！我再问一遍，你的名字，士兵？”
那个新兵很不高兴，但最后他回答了。“我的名字是Stonebreaker(碎石机)，长官。”他紧张的说。

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注英语作文大全

本文标题：每日一笑(4.8) - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/19409.html

上一篇：每日一笑(4.5) 下一篇：每日一笑(4.9)

Political Joke(11)

　　An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack，New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world‘s smartest politician，the pilot（also a father），a Boy Scout，and a devout...
2019-01-02 英语笑话
American Soldier

　　An American soldier,　serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense　action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and　was on a train bound for...
2018-12-07 英语笑话
这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋

　　A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were a...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
My First and My Last第一次与最后一次

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开...
2018-11-19 英语笑话
款待Treat

　　As a rookie in the Atlantic City， N.J.， Police department， I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents....
2018-12-04 英语笑话
Family Joke(11)

　　One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read，“……and so Chic...
2018-12-29 英语笑话
一个好一点儿的男人

A Better Man What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． "Mary， you ought to have married a better man." "John， I did．" 一个好一点儿的...
2019-01-19 英语笑话
Elderly Joke(40)

　　There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic“When I die I‘ll get it on my way up.”chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the...
2018-12-29 英语笑话
对整个世界的占领无欲望--双语幽默漫画

"I don't want to conquer the world,I just want to intimidate my computer!"我不想占领整个世界，我只是想吓唬吓唬我的电脑！更多英语笑话英语小笑话英文笑话英语幽默小故事相...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
第27期双语笑话加练习题一眼就看中

　　The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" 　　"I have told you. " said the go-betw...
2018-11-28 英语笑话