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一个好一点儿的男人

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A Better Man

What a world of pathos in this: A barren room,illkempt children,a worn out patient wife,a dissolute husband,and weak.
"Mary, you ought to have married a better man."
"John, I did."

一个好一点儿的男人

一个何等沮丧的情景:空荡荡的屋子,脏兮兮的孩子,精疲力竭逆来顺受的妻子,自甘堕落的丈夫,还十分虚弱。
“玛丽,你真该和一个好点儿的男人结婚。”
“约翰,我是这么做了。”

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