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每日一笑(4.20)

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Why Is He Howling 

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

他为啥喊

牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢.

病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!

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