我就马上开始唠叨起大学生活里的糟心事儿
My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany（陈述） of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., honey...now, first of all, who is this?"
我和两姊妹在同一时期离开家上了不同的大学。我遇到太多的难事，又烦死了只被当成个普通大学生来对待，有一天就打电话回家，想在我特有的麻烦事上得到点理解和安慰。
我爸一接电话，我就马上开始唠叨起大学生活里的糟心事儿。等我停下歇口气时，他说：“好好，宝贝……那啥，先问一下，你是哪一个呀？”
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