每日一笑(4.30)
classical dialogue（经典对白）
同学们，明天就要考试了！
Test paper is locked in my drawer！Review your lessons carefully after going back home！
试卷就在我抽屉里锁着，回家要好好复习功课！
Any question？
谁还有什么问题？
Yes！Where is the key of the drawer？
有！您抽屉的钥匙在哪儿？
呵朋友们,我的"代班"今天结束,明天5.1~~<每日一笑>就会由其他管理员接替,希望大家一如既往的关注和支持这一栏目!
TKS AND HAPPY 五一!
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