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A Precocious Child

一个早熟的小孩

When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,

当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后,

he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.

他吓了一跳,开门的竟是一位嘴里叼着一根大雪茄的十岁男孩。

The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"

推销员结结巴巴地问道,“哦,你妈妈在家吗?”

Answered the boy, "What do you think?"

小男孩回答说,"你认为呢?"

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