英语笑话笑死人不偿命22: 一个早熟的小孩(双语)
A Precocious Child
一个早熟的小孩
When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,
当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后，
he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.
他吓了一跳，开门的竟是一位嘴里叼着一根大雪茄的十岁男孩。
The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"
推销员结结巴巴地问道，“哦，你妈妈在家吗？”
Answered the boy, "What do you think?"
小男孩回答说，"你认为呢?"
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