每日一笑（5.7）

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I Had to Change It Twice

Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store

three nights in a row.

Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife,

and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.

不得不换两次

法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢？

犯人：噢，阁下，我为我妻子挑选了一件衣服，因为她总是不喜欢衣服的样
式，所以,我才不得不去换了两次。

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