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Mr Wood began his trip last Friday. Two days later when he was traveling in the country by car, he saw a dog behind a fat man. As the car came near them, thedog suddenly started to cross the road. Of course the car hit the poor animal and killed it.
Mr Wood stopped his car and walked to the man."I'm very sorry that this happened."he said ," How much shall I pay ? Will ten dollars be enough?"
"Oh yes ," said the man ."Ten dollars will be quite enough." Mr Wood put his hand into his pocket, but he only found five dollars in his pocket." Sorry, sir , I've only got five dollars." said Mr Wood.
"No problem. That's enough," the fat man replied." Thinks a lot. That's very king of you ." Mr Wood thanked the fat man and drove away. When the car went away, the fat man looked down at the dog and thought, " I want to know whose dog it is."

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