双语幽默：a dissolute husband

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What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． “Mary， you ought to have married a better man．” “John， I did．”
一个好一点儿的男人一个何等沮丧的情景：空荡荡的屋子，脏兮兮的孩子，精疲力竭逆来顺受的妻子，自甘堕落的丈夫，还十分虚弱。 “玛丽，你真该和一个好点儿的男人结婚。” “约翰，我是这么做了。”

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