聪明的回答
Teacher: Stone , give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so,and you says so !
三条理由
老师：斯通，说出三条理由来证明地球是圆的。
斯通：妈妈是这样说的，爸爸是这样说的，你也是这样说的！ A clever answer
Betty: Black hens are more clever than white ones, are’t they?
Letty: How do you know?
Betty: Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can’t lay black ones.
聪明的回答
贝特：黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明多了，不是吗？
莱特：你怎么知道？
贝特：嗯，黑母鸡会下白蛋，但是白母鸡却不会下黑蛋。
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