A new branch
一家新的分店
一个人在他工作地点的街角遇到一个乞丐。乞丐伸出一只手，这个人给了他一个硬币。一天，这个人又遇到了这个乞丐，他注意到这次乞丐同时伸出两只手。他问道：“你为什么要伸出两只手呢？”乞丐回答道：“你看，先生，我的生意这么好，因此我打算开一家分店。”
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