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爆笑英语幽默笑话精41:Prize奖品(英汉双语笑话)

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41 .Prize

41.奖品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize,mother,”he explained.

小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。

"A prized What for,dear"

“奖品?因为什么得的,宝贝?”

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I said three."

“因为自然史。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”

“But an ostrich has only two legs."

“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”

"I know it now. But all the pupil said four,so !was the closest."

“我现在知道了。但是其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”

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