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An Ugly Woman

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

Mary: Why was that?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

丑女

麦克:一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬。

玛丽:为什么会那样呢?

麦克:她根本就没有带面具。

2.

Coincidence

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"

"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."

"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

"I did." was the answer.

巧合

一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道:

“多难听的嗓音!”他说,“你知道她是谁吗?”

“知道,”男士回答,“她是我太太。”

“噢,请你原谅。”客人说,“当然,她的嗓音并不坏,但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”

“是我。”男士回答道。

3.

A Question

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?

Student: What's the name of this course?

一个问题

教授:在开始考试之前,还有什么问题吗?

学生:考试科目的名称是什么?

4.

Hen's Legs

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their

eggs into pieces when laying?

母鸡的腿

儿子:为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?

父亲:你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长,它们下蛋的时候,鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了?

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