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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事129:父亲在哪儿?

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Where is the father ?
父亲在哪儿?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

"Look, " said the older brother. " How' nice these paintings are! "
“看,一哥哥说,一这些画多漂亮呀!”

"Yes, " said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father ? "
“是啊,一弟弟说道,-可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。”

单词&词组 swallow 燕子,吞咽,喉
sparrow 雀;麻雀
dime 一角硬币
mixsd doubles 混合双打
domestic shame should not be publishod.家丑不可外扬

知道不知道

常用俗语

Good health is over wealth.
健康是最大的财富。

Honesty is the best poficy.
做人诚信为本。

A bad workman always blames his tools.
不会撑船怪河弯。

A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.
一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。

A bad thing never dies.
遗臭万年。

A good beginning makes a good ending.
善始者善终。

A good book is a good friend.
好书如挚友。

A good medicine tastes bitter.
良药苦口。

A hedge between keeps friendship green.
君子之交淡如水。

All rivers run into sea.
海纳百川。

All roads lead to Rome.
条条大路通罗马。

AIl that ends wetl is well
结果好,就一切都好。

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
一天一苹果,医生远离我。
 

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