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FATHER AND SON

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Little Johnny's father thought that Johnny was spending too much time playing computer games.He wanted to make little Johnny pay more attention to his schoolwork,so he said,"When Abe Lincoln was your age,he was studying by the light of the fireplace ."
Little Johnny said,"When Abe Lincoln was your age,he was the President of the United States."

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