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我想听他们说我是个优秀的丈夫。

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After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. Each one was asked, "When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?"

Sean says, "I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man."

Karl says, "I would like to hear them say I was a wonderful husband and an excellent teacher who made a difference in children's lives."

Juan says, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
三个朋友死于车祸后,发现自己来到了天堂的入口。每个人都被问了个问题:“你躺在棺材里,想听到朋友和家人怎么说你?”
肖恩说:“我想听他们说我是个好医生,也是个好家人。”
卡尔说:“我想听他们说我是个优秀的丈夫,也是个出色的老师,让学生们的生命与众不同。”
胡安说:“我想听到他们说:‘看哪,他还在动呢!’”


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