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Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."

A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".

Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".



班和笨驴



  格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知:“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”

  一个学生读了通知后,擦掉了字母“c”(lass:姑娘)。

  后来劳里教授来了,也想开开玩笑,他擦掉了字母“l”(ass:笨驴)。

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