英语笑话笑死人不偿命29: 结局好的就是好（双语)
All's Well That Ends Well
结局好的就是好
Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.
三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。
"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.
“今天风好大，不是吗?’第一个说。
"No, it's Thursday, " said the second.
“不，今天是礼拜四，”第二个说。
"Me too; let's go get a drink, " said the third,
“我也很渴，走，我们去喝杯饮料，”第三个说道。
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