Expiry Date

相关文章

• 有了这药我多久能好

  One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?""It depends....

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 爆笑英语幽默笑话精98：Too Polite太有礼貌（英汉双语笑话）

  98.Too Polite98.太有礼貌A woman who frequently visited a small antique shop rarely purchased anything，but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manag...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• 英文幽默 - Whiskey Lesson

  A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glas...

  2019-03-20 英语笑话

• What soldiers? 英汉双语笑话

  What soldiers?Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?什么士兵？妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他们看经过...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• Make Your Own Bed

  　　Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed.　　Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right.　　Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night.更多 英语笑话、...

  2018-12-04 英语笑话

• 英语沙龙-开心乐园-13

  Nice TryMy wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, who’s a hair stylist, said, “If you let us off with a warning,...

  2018-11-22 英语笑话

• Who is busy？

  　　It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it.　　“Hullo, who's that:”she asked?　　“It's me――Peter.”　　Peter was a friend of Mary's eight-ye...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• 一切都为你明天的到来准备好。

  A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he re...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【139】

  Quick Service　　A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."　　"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.　　"When...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 你将救出哪一幅？

  　　A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out？"　　一份报纸组织...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话