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I'll change my name

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I"LL CHANGE MY NAME

At the age of 16,Eddie decided to leave home and join a theater compang.His father was appalled.

"A son of mine on the stage?It's a disgrace!"he said angrily,"What if the neighbours find out?"

"I'll change my name," Eddie replied.

"Change your name!" his father screamed,"What if you're a success? How will the neighbours know it's my son?"

译文:        我会改个名字

  艾迪16岁了,他决定离开家去参加一个剧团。他的爸爸非常震惊。

  “我的儿子上台演戏?真丢人!”他生气地说:“邻居们知道了会怎么想?”

  “我会改个名字的。”艾迪说。

  “改名字!”他爸爸大喊道:“那如果你出了名怎么办?邻居们怎么能知道那是我儿子呢?”

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