英汉英汉双语笑话两则

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Give up your seat to a lady

　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

　　"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

　　"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

　　给女士让座

　　小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，他叫我让座给一位女士。”

　　妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”

　　“但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”

My Sister's Fingers

　　Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

　　Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

　　Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

　　Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

　　我妹妹的手指头

　　老师：凯文，这次你怎么又迟到了？

　　凯文：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

　　老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀？

　　凯文：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的

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