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英语沙龙-开心乐园-01

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The man is looking for itA little boy came home with a five-dollar bill and said he found it.“Are you sure it was lost?” asked his mother.““Sure,I ' m sure,” said the little boy.“I saw the man looking for it.”他正在找呢一个小男孩拿着一张5美元的钞票回到家里,他说是捡到的。他妈妈问:“你肯定这是别人丢的吗?”“当然是了,”小男孩说,“我看见那个人在找呢。” 本文无注释

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